January 2012
Anonymous asked: oh yeah and your bangs too. let the little niggers grow out a bit, yeah?
Anonymous asked: when will you ever understand that you don't need to pluck your eyebrows that much. you would look so much better with fuller ones, just an fyi for your own good
December 2011
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got that anti-wrinkle cream on yup you know me, tryna stay babylike forever
i just mixed up john wayne gacy with william macy
brb gonna go spend $40 on hd foundation
i probably say “justin you just don’t get it” 3 times a day
holy frick i found my benneditos sweatshirt
every single chat conversation on facebook i want to end with ‘deuces’ so bad i dont know why but i resist saying it
Watchdouble denim
wow the internet is incredibly boring after about 1:34am thanks internet
tried to go to bed early today
had a single sex dream and woke up 1 hour later completely rested
Anonymous asked: what is your flickr?
man I wish Archer was good but its really not, it just looks awesome
the past three times i have gone to the printer to print something, someone in my house has porn they printed out just sitting there. come on
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i think about paula deen saying ‘oreos’ a lot
Anonymous asked: where do u live
you guys my guilty pleasure is pretending im sexy and dancing to death from above
when i sit on the computer late at night i always do my hair like this fyi
you probably know like at least 4 people who secretly do porn
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i want a hoola hoop for christmas
